Amy Winehouse Has Fake Ones

Amy Winehouse Has Fake Ones

Oh, look who got a new pair of boobs! And from the looks of it they fell right out of a gumball machine and onto her chest. Now we know Amy is rich, so why does it look like she has a cheap a boob job as that girl in high school who got addicted to crack, like, ten years later?

 

Drunk Kings Dancers Rule

Drunk Kings Dancers Rule

The Sacremento Kings dancers are being "disciplined" for getting drunk and taking sexy pics. And the NBA wonders why no one watches.

 

Sarah Jessica Parker Is Twisted Sister

Sarah Jessica Parker Is Twisted Sister

Just put a meat bone in her hand and Sarah Jessica Parker looks just as sexy as Dee Snider in Twisted Sister. Here she is on the set of the new Sex & The City 2, during a flashback of sorts to the 80s, when she was uglier.

 

Blake Lively Is A School Girl

Blake Lively Is A School Girl

Oh, little puppy! Aren't you glad you're not Paris Hilton's? Oh, yes you are! Oh yes you are!

 

American Idol's Bikini Girl Is Hottish

American Idol's Bikini Girl Is Hottish

Yeah, Bikini Girl is hottish. She'd be just plain "hot" if we never saw her on American Idol and didn't know she was so stupid.

 

Sexy Hermione Costume

Sexy Hermione Costume

If you're even close to hot you should do what you can to get this costume and bring it to the Harry Potter premiere this week.

 

Taylor Momsen Shows Panties

Taylor Momsen Shows Panties

This Gossip Girl surely knows what to do to be famous: show your panties. Just like Britney, Xtina, and every other slutsicle, Taylor knows how to get our attention.

 

Mischa Barton Is A Fat Girl

Mischa Barton Is A Fat Girl

Talk about chubbing up. Lay off the Doritos and pick up the crystal meth!

 

Garfield Has Never Looked So Sexy

Garfield Has Never Looked So Sexy

We're suddenly turned on by the lazy, furry cat.

 

Leighton Meester Has A Sex Tape

Leighton Meester Has A Sex Tape

If you're wondering who Leighton Meester is, this is her. TMZ is reporting she has a sex tape that's being shopped around Hollywood. And it involves her feet. Sexy!

 

Lindsay Lohan Needs To Eat Something

Lindsay Lohan Needs To Eat Something

Lindsay Lohan almost looks like a little boy. EAT A SANDWICH, GIRL!

 
 

Kate Gosselin Wears A Bikini

Kate Gosselin Wears A Bikini

Avert your eyes!?! Get sexy with yourself!?! We can't tell what's going on here either.

 

Shauna Sand Is Summer

Shauna Sand Is Summer

You don't have to see this girl's face; it's busted. Instead, look at the ocean...the beach...that dude with the towel on his head. If you like, you can also look at Shauna's boobs.

 

Bikini Girl: Before and After

Bikini Girl: Before and After

Normally we're against breast implants. But Bikini Girl's new boobs make her face look a lot less stupid, so we approve!

 

Kara DioGuardi and Bikini Girl Should Makeout

Kara DioGuardi and Bikini Girl Should Makeout

Kara, why did you hide what's underneath your clothes throughout the whole season? We find you a lot less annoying and totally pointless now.

 

Hayden Panettiere Doesn't Know You Exist

Hayden Panettiere Doesn't Know You Exist

Just face it: you will never get a girl as hot as Hayden, just continue to be a big fat dork.

 

The Russian Hottie Who's Banging Mel Gibson

The Russian Hottie Who's Banging Mel Gibson

Oksana Pochepa is the Russian pop star who's allegedly banging Mel Gibson. We salute you, Mel Gibson. Girls who don't speak English are sexy.

 

Barbie vs. Mickey Mouse

Barbie vs. Mickey Mouse

Yeah, we think Barbie is a lot sexier than Mickey Mouse, too.

 

Rihanna's New Tattoo

Rihanna's New Tattoo

Rihanna's new tattoo is a message to girls EVERYWHERE. What it's saying, we have no idea.

 

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