She must suck blood or something because those eyes definitely say "I'M NOT HUMAN. THERE IS SOMETHING WEIRD ABOUT ME."

Here is Kelly, vacationing in LA with her boobs and butt. That's all we need to say because we don't even think you're looking at these words at this point.

Sometimes the internet just knows the right things to say.

His friends said she kind of looked like a horse, but he didn't know what they were talking about.

We would do anything to have Supergirl's powers for a day. Is that so much to ask?

Celebrities! They're just like us - stupid sometimes! Here's a recent pic of Kim. She says she fell asleep in the sun with giant glasses on. LOLs.

Rihanna's new tattoo is a message to girls EVERYWHERE. What it's saying, we have no idea.

We never thought we'd see anything more perverted than a Japanese businessman, but here we are!

Say hello to Mischa Methface!!! Just wow.

We're not saying this is the most unfortunate dude alive, we're just saying that if we looked like this we'd most likely hate our parents.

"Stop right there! I know I look like a nerd but I don't want anything to do with you!"

It's not racist if it's on eBay. Right? RIGHT GUYS?

I dare you to say one bad thing about this girl.

Hayden, if there is anything you need done just tell us. We'll do anything for you, Meatloaf-style.

We covered up Mischa's boobs for you because, to tell you the truth, they weren't that great. Thank us with hugs!

Open up and say Ahhhhhhhhhh.

Shortly after this picture was taken, John McCain crapped his pants.

The mustache that everybody says looks horrible on you...well Lauren Conrad spotted you in the crowd, and she obviously loves it.

Helen Mirren is 62-years-old and we have no problems saying we'd totally hit that.

To say Pete's sister does not look like Ashlee would be like saying Pete Wentz is not a douchebag.