This is Ryan Seacrest as a kid, and as you can see, he still looks really gay.

In this recession you have to save every penny. Even if it means wearing your crappy underwear as a sports bra.

Here's "Saved By The Bell's" Screech, aka Dustin Diamond, posing with his beloved He-Man figures. Once a dork, always a dork.

The environment needs saving and that lazy Captain Planet isn't doing crap about it! So here come the MIT green cars… aww how cute.

I can has triforce? Die Gannon!

Paris donned a black wig to make an "incognito" escape to Maui after her Larry King interview. I guess saving the world can wait for vacation!

When gimps attack, even the long arm of the law can't save you!!

Sacha Baron Cohen's smokin'-hot lady-friend, Isla Fisher, is with child. May the fate of Kazakhstan be saved!!

The E! Entertainment Television building got a bomb threat this morning, but luckily Ryan Seacrest got out alive! (With his Aston Martin.)

Although both men and women look at the image of George Brett when directed to find out information about his sport and position, men tend to focus on private anatomy as well as the face. For the women, the face is the only place they viewed.

Here's Ryan Seacrest shopping with a male "friend." Hollywood grocery stores always make people look so gay!

Some of Paris Hilton's possessions were auctioned off, including hundreds of very private photos and, journals, and video. Here she is pretending to be clean. LIAR!

She could save me any day!!

Save your files with the nerdiest thumb drives evar!