Here's a first look at porn star Lisa Ann. She's going to be playing Sarah Palin in the Hustler porno about the VP candidate. Schwing!

Now you too can own the ZacBot, on sale now at Walgreens.

If you're going to lose money in the stock market, it helps to make your hands look as deadly as possible.

Oktober Fest marks one of the greatest months for breast lovers around the world.

Woops, at least we thought that was a dude with Lindsay. It's just Samantha! Sorry, folks!

Photographers should really respect the "no boob zone."

And the internet responds to the bailout.

Mad Men's Christina Hendricks will never give you to time of day, so just use this picture to look into her eyes and pretend she wants you.

We covered up Mischa's boobs for you because, to tell you the truth, they weren't that great. Thank us with hugs!

Not the most sexy picture of Kim Kardashian, especially with all that farting going on.

With the bad economy and all this political talk, sometimes it's just nice to look at pictures like this. Two different people, just getting along.

OMG the dudes from Metallica totally sold out. We're gonna go listen to the Jonas Brothers now.

The only way to fly.

We cannot decide whether Bachlorette Deanna Pappas is hotter than Kim Kardashian.

We get jealous every time we see Heidi and Spencer frolicking in the park. Okay, we lie.

How did she not know she was pregnant with a child that large!?!

Katie Holmes is simply excited because Tom Cruise isn't by her side.

She's also the most downloaded granny on the internet.

Introducing the new Lara Croft! This former receptionist turned video game heroine will help promote the video game series by making gamers horny.

After Britney realized she was wearing a bra, she immediately corrected the situation by taking it off and wrapping it around her head, Weird Science-style. Crazy again!