Shes always been pretty damn hot.

Just put a meat bone in her hand and Sarah Jessica Parker looks just as sexy as Dee Snider in Twisted Sister. Here she is on the set of the new Sex & The City 2, during a flashback of sorts to the 80s, when she was uglier.

Justin Timberlake has a nice rack. I bet his ass is pretty awesome, too.

It's good to know that even though she's been out of the limelight, Jessica Simpson still has her boobs. That just lets us know the world doing alright.

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We're sorry for ever making fun of you, Jessica. We mean it this time. You're not fat. You're not a lardass. You're amazing, and so are your boobs. They are what makes you amazing. Long live Jessica Simpson, long live her boobs.

It seems like all the weight just goes to her boobs. And her face. And arms. Ass. Legs. Stomach. Jesus H. Christ, this girl's a hot mess.

Or maybe they're just crazy.

Believe it or not, they're related. Is how Jessica Alba's going to look when she's 50. Hopefully not.

Jessica Simpson has lost about 30 pounds, and has obviously be working out – she's got the calves to prove it!

There's a little sagging and cottage cheese, but does it even matter?

Here's an image from the Jessica Alba Campari calendar that's coming out. They could sell this thing without the calendar for all we care. Everyday is Alba day to us!

She's wearing a scarf with donkeys on it. A Donkey is a sign of the Democratic Party. We really can't be witty about something like this.

Show the neighbors how annoying you are by putting one of these pumpkins on your doorstep for Halloween.

Sarah Palin's legs are so much hotter than Barack Obama's.

Lucky microphone.

Here's a first look at porn star Lisa Ann. She's going to be playing Sarah Palin in the Hustler porno about the VP candidate. Schwing!

It's easy to dress like Sarah Palin if you're really hot.

Well, she didn't become a fatass after giving birth. But she is wearing a stupid hat.

...or so this poster will have you believe.