Finally! The world's hottest female comedian is letting herself be objectified by the masses in the form of a magazine spread.

I once overdosed on sexy. But then John Travolta brought me back by stabbing my chest with a needle. I'm cool now.

What a cool guy -- let's his wife do nudie photos. Nice.

Pamela Anderson and Tommy Lee were seen kissing recently, after spending the day together with their children. Could it be a third chance for the sexy couple?

Sienna Miller's sugar-nubs were spotted at the beach while she kissed her boyfriend. Sexy!

This hot, pants-less 18-year-old model recently died of a heart attack. Seriously, all the sexy skinny chicks are croaking!

Sexy Alyssa at the beach.

Ashley Olsen prancing around, wearing nothing but an undershirt and panties. Sexy!

Ashley Olsen prancing around, wearing nothing but an undershirt and panties. Sexy!

Ashley Olsen prancing around, wearing nothing but an undershirt and panties. Sexy!

Watch the funny lady flash her goodies!

Brit-Brit was seen out partying again in New York, this time squeezing into a "sexy" red dress.

Figure skater Oksana Baiul at the Playboy SuperBowl party looks like a crappy underwear ad from the 70s.

Ew, no he's not sexy. I'm shuddering as we speak.

I don't know what this means but it sounds both sexy and delicious!

What's sexier than a massive woman mouth-raping a tiny, tiny man? Not much, my friend.

Izabel Goulart is French for "sexy sexy ooh la la."

Jess just loves her too-tight outfits. We ain't your gynecologist, Jessica!

I hope that bedspread was a Christmas present from someone sexy!

Oh now we see just fine.