Just another reason to love summer.

Apparently, comparing Michael Bay to Hitler didn't exactly please Steven Spielberg and that's why she isn't in the new movie. As always, I am 100% Team Spielberg.

Just in time for Father's Day.

This kid is going to grow up to be such a baller.

Guys, don't be ashamed to buy the latest edition of Shape magazine. It's much easier to buy than Hustler.

I love how the two a-holes below them are posing for a picture. Those are lifetime friends.

A review of "Enemy of the State" that is just about the best thing ever.

Thank God for the internet. Thank God for TwitPic. If @kimkardashian didn't love to get almost naked so much these things would just be too boring for us. Here's Kim showing off her body as she gets it ready for a Quick Trim shoot.

Oh, Mr. Cameron. You didn't just rip off Delgo, did you? (Psst! That's awesome! We secretly love that movie!"

For those of you who need help following this amazing song you loved to listen to back in the day when you were high on cocaine.

Since this is Courtney Love, we're not even going to bother to ask questions about what's going on here.

Here's Lindsay Lohan on the set of her new movie Machete. How she's working again we have no idea. All we know is that she sucks at using spray tan.

Her hips will check you and throw you to the ground.

She has to be around 55-years-old, but Jennifer Connelly is still very much a part of our imagination as we daydream about doing it with movie stars.

Lay off the cheesburgers, Jason Biggs. Just because you're not working lately doesn't give you a license to eat every studio head that doesn't put you in a movie.

Yeah, we don't know what's going on either.

We'd love to skateboard on this if only to a rim job of the rails on a half pipe. (wait...we're trying to talk Sk8r. Did that make any sense?)

Yes, Anna Kournikova is looking at your love handles and thinking she definitely doesn't want to bang you.

Hugh Hefner's former fake girlfriend Bridget still looks pretty good for being almost 50-years-old. Much love.

Love or hate her, you all want to bang her.