This is like the day I found out Santa wasn't real.

With the Death Star complete and Santa out of the way, nothing can stop them from destroying Alderon!

Santa knows when you are good or bad and he likes the later most. In fact, tie yourself up and put these cuffs on, Santa Claus is coming to town.

No joke, a 10,000 tip was left by the famous comb over himself. Everyone move to Santa Monica and apply at the Buffalo Club.

This pacman tree has the power to swallow Christmas hole and spit out a kick ass holiday. Barring that Christmas doesn’t return from the blue state and kill Pac Man.

Britney was caught in a paparazzi mêlée on her way to the gym while she inexplicably sported a white towel wrapped on her face. Why in the world would she be wearing said towel in such a fashion? To pretend she's Santa Claus, that's why, Silly!

I pity the fool who don't tell T what he wants for Christmas!

Jess just loves her too-tight outfits. We ain't your gynecologist, Jessica!

Go Santa! Go Santa! Go! Chug! Chug! Chug!

These girls have been very, VERY good this year! Santa's got a present for them to unwrap!!

This year, Santa's got a different way of handling the "naughty" children on his list.