We're not going to lie: this totally made us want to run to the bathroom, turn off the lights and hope to God nobody hears us.

Imagine walking into your office and seeing this. What would you do? Masturbate or run away as far as you can?

Real Housewife from New York cast member Kelly Bensimon has a boob job so bad the boobs are trying to hide for cover.

After this photo was taken, the tree started to cry and it ran away.

We totally had to run to the bathroom for some alone time after first seeing this photo.

Just yesterday some fat dude tried to run off with Hilary Duff as she was swimming the ocean. Luckily, he later realized she wasn't a hamburger.

The position of his hand shows he knows it's so wrong, but what you gonna do when Hulkamania runs wild on you?

Some fat girl tried to eat JLW, while on the way to spend her $50 gift card at Torrid. Run JENNIFER!

This must be how people in the middle east keep their camels from running away. It’s better than strapping bombs to them. Ailalalalaay!

We are not quite sure what this is, but its somewhat cute and incapable of running away. The excellent pet for your favorite Socialite.

Britney Spears ran across the western hemisphere, crushing several small villages and leaving massive footprints in her wake.

If Michael Bay ran the military, there would never be any more wars.

You know, in the long run these really aren't that big. Sure, they are delicious, but in no way are they worthy of being noted as "ass" sized.

Britney Spears finally got her Drivers License. Ever the money hungry entrepreneur, she had Cheetos sponsor her "fun run" through the driving test. As seen on http://prettyontheoutside.com

"I hate our house kids, lets move out of this run down shat shack. No just leave it, go go go!"

M.I.T students took the day off "learninating" and Master Chiefed one of the statues on their campus. Run Away!

Larry King took some time off his busy 'Where am I?" schedule to run through the park and conquer a marauding bench. You go Larry… you go.

Former Backstreet Boy Nick, spent the weekend filming for a new music video. From the looks of this video, he had the liquid squirts.

This unfortunate chap got gored in the arse during the running of the bulls in Pamplona. And you thought he just had too much Ass-Kicking Hot Sauce!

Altar boys run crying where these two streets meet.