Halle Berry denied she was pregnant again on the Jay Leno Show last night, putting to rest the rumors that her boobs were just big because she's having a kid. No, they're just naturally awesome like that.

"Stop right there! I know I look like a nerd but I don't want anything to do with you!"

With the Death Star complete and Santa out of the way, nothing can stop them from destroying Alderon!

Hayden, if there is anything you need done just tell us. We'll do anything for you, Meatloaf-style.

She's hiding a sandwich under her armpit. Okay, that was mean. We're posting Unicorns the rest of the week.

Another Windows vs. Mac comparison. Will everybody just stop making these comparisons and switch to a Mac already?

New from IKEA, The Kim Kardashian Booty Table, place one in the backyard and conveniently rest your drink on the ample derriere.

Although it's easy to blame drugs on Winehouse's appearance in a traffic jam, this was actually a protest against the rising price of petrol in the UK.

For all you ladies with Maverick fantasies, this is why he was cast, pilots are tiny.

Cash Warren, you sir are the captain of the douche squad, K-Fed has nothing on you, you openly mock Jessica's pregnant body while the rest of us mourn what you ruined.

Oh really? You stopped taking food stamps? Gawd, this isn't fair! Whose is gonna keep my buns warm now? Huh? HUH!?

You best not step to me bleatch, I ain't gonna play.

This reeks of a badly written stop animation movie. Somewhere Danny Elfman is composing the music for this girls' soundtrack.

Nicole Richie stops for a moment of reflection, while swimming in the oceans. Woman today have so many options, lets explore them all.

Why is he sitting like that? Why is she with this girly guy? She spent the rest of the evening kissing, in public! It’s the Pete Wentz syndrome!

Well we know where the *peel* is, where's the rest of the banana??

I think it's the little boy's reaction that makes the photo. Or the fact that her boobs are resting on her gut.

This clever ad for pole dance classes can be seen on bus stop poles all over British Columbia.

Jessica Simpson recently crossed the red carpet in Vegas, where she had to wear weighted shoes to prevent her boobs from lifting the rest of her to the ceiling.

Man… she just needs to stop looking at the camera. Forever.