Remember when everybody couldn't wait for her and her sister to turn 18? Yeah, that seems like it was a long time ago.

Even New Jersey can't be held accountable for Criss Angel anymore, he truly is on a level all his own.

Dear Dean McDermott, while most think you're insane for doing this, knowing that your first child has a 10 million dollar trust fund, this was probably a good investment.

There is no one working in TV today more respected for their ability to look crazy than Tyra Banks.

Even doing flips, shaking your humps, and pissing your pants will not impress the ladies that wrote "Barracuda"(known now as "chick song from Guitar Hero III").

She's the world's first "special" supermodel, that's for sure.

She loves to get paid for sex or things relating to sex.

This picture shows why no man wants to have a daughter and that for all Disney tries Miley Cyrus will eventually morph from innocent to slut. Mickey has that effect on young girls.

He woke up one day and had a vision, a dream, "Yes We Can"...design a logo for my campaign that looks just like my breakfast.

Meet Ashley Youmans, the girl who cost New York Gov. Eliot Spitzer his job and $3000, not quite the happy ending he was hoping for.

She's a lot like her sister, she has amazing boobs at a young age and seems destined for a miserable failure of a life.

Michael Bolton and Nicolette Sheridan's new ad for London Fog is really weird and disturbing but so are guys who wear London Fog jackets so it works.

The award for Best Supporting Bodyguard in a Paparazzi Photo goes to “guy fondling his walkie-talkie with his eyes closed.”

Lily Allen and her two tree trunks were looking around in her car for some fallen M&Ms.

Either Angelina Jolie is pregnant again or her stomach has a boner for Brad's Indie Spirit, Robert Redford look.

Does this bird go "south" for the winter too??

Britney presents a strong case for both sides, looking at her it is hard to argue there is an "intelligent design" while it is also questionable we are moving forward as a species.

Reports of Paris being a lesbian are false, she's only into her own lady bits.

Mr. Pacheco, next time pick a picture from the photo booth at the mall without your GF in it for your Fake ID.

Does she get to vote twice with those things?