She's passed Angelina Jolie and that Transformers chick as our obvious tattooed love interest.

We totally had to run to the bathroom for some alone time after first seeing this photo.

Kelly Clarkson could not be reached for comment.

Remember the days when your ass was just used for crapping and farting?

Maria Sharapova exited the Wimbledon 2008 tournament either for losing in straight sets today or for wearing a weird tuxedo outfit that wasn't revealing enough.

She really looks great and you can barely notice that she actually stitched two seperate bikini bottoms and a brown paper bag together for the bottom.

Dating her would probably cost more than keeping a Hummer fueled for the summer, hummers all cost the same, car or otherwise.

Is it possible to give her the Oscar for "Best Actress Who Made Oneself Ugly" now so we don't have listen to her all year about how "hard" this was.

Jessica Alba posed as Charlie Chaplin for a recent photo shoot because she was told to not because she had any idea whom he was.

For all you ladies with Maverick fantasies, this is why he was cast, pilots are tiny.

Seeing Pink and Bai Ling out together really makes it really hard to argue for intelligent design. You really think this is a part of a plan?

Kim Kardashian gets on her knees and puts her butt in the air and you take a picture of her from the front?!?! For shame Mr. Photographer, for shame.

Lindsay should be blamed for Miley's downfall, one look at the wrinkly brown leather mess that is her cleavage and everyone moved on to the next victim.

The answer to "What are the troops fighting for?" is clearly, "The Freedom of the Over Privileged Upper Class Dimwit Celebrities".

These people helped push America off a cliff as they realized Miley Cyrus has a shoulder that can appear unclothed...and she's only 15! For shame!

That large black device placed above her ample bottom is a microphone pack for her new reality show tentatively titled "I'm Slightly More Interesting When I'm In A Bikini".

It's tough for a 46-year-old actress to get noticed.

Oh, those kids, they sure know how to pose for a candid, uncontroversial photo...

Is it possible for any body part of a porn star to age naturally?

She's either working for Chris Hansen or Billy Ray has a much harder job than we imagined.