It always happens a couple times a year: for a week straight Tara Reid makes the paparazzi take photos of her in a bikini, and for a week straight we laugh at her stomach.

You might have thought that Anna Faris would be perfect for you because she seems like a regular chick and she's funny and seems to be into fat dudes. Well, you're right. Except for the part about being into you...she's into the fat dude pictured above, who she married over the weekend.

If you're wondering who Leighton Meester is, this is her. TMZ is reporting she has a sex tape that's being shopped around Hollywood. And it involves her feet. Sexy!

We would do anything to have Supergirl's powers for a day. Is that so much to ask?

Because she's awesome, Heather Graham didn't wear a bra to the UK Hangover premiere. For this we believe she is the greatest actress of our generation.

Seriously, does Heather Graham age? She's looked the same for the past ten years. Good jeans or good doctor?

This is Demi Moore and now you don't have a boner for her.

There's fine print for everything. A shame.

If you're looking for an older lady, here is your best bet.

We don't care if this is just an obvious ad for Pepsi. This is a photo of Kim Kardashian and we're required to post every picture of her.

Donald Trump just pardoned Miss California for being a homophobe and appearing nude in photos. We don't care whether she's Satan or Charles Manson, just keep on taking photos like these.

This is how she's feeding that deformed stomach of hers? That thing needs to call down before it turns into a TOOOOMER.

Real Housewife from New York cast member Kelly Bensimon has a boob job so bad the boobs are trying to hide for cover.

This picture needs a Unicorn Chaser, for sure.

Except for this guy.

We really have no idea who Kelly Brook is. But does it matter? She's English, has a rocking body and for a Londoner, she has perfect teeth. An amazing combination.

Hugh Hefner's former fake girlfriend Bridget still looks pretty good for being almost 50-years-old. Much love.

Yum! Gorilla Boogers make a delicious snack for any slob!

Best dressed in 2009, for sure.

We like the fact that some girls are just known for having slutty big boobs.