Somebody is a bit too eager to get a piece of Britney Spears' new body.

Thats no POW, that is a POA (piece of ass). Jessica Simpson visited the troops to raise........um, moral?

Most people will make a joke about how she "needs a piece of that cake", we'll go instead with "Porn retirement never tasted so sweet". We respect her right to starve.

This is the one piece of anatomy they don't cover enough on Grey's Anatomy, nipples!

Ike Turner died this week, blah blah blah. However the New York Post had a great tagline for it's piece "honoring" his death.

Ok, the truth is, it's only an art piece floating high in the sky. However, bet there was a bunch of perverts where down there taking pictures of the swollen dong.

Each of these LOTR characters was folded from one piece of paper. This further shames those of us who are unable to fold a paper airplane.

Dumb giant boy piece of art! You cannot hide from the oggling.

Why would you meticulously place chest hair on a piece of "art"?

These "prototype" shoes are made to look like high-heeled snorkling flippers – but they're really just art pieces!

A nice pearl necklace would really finish this piece off, and me as well. Oh my!

Reeses has a new flavor of peanut butter cups – peanut butter and banana creme. Perfect for monkeys and Elvis impersonators alike!

Sporting events are the perfect opportunity to grab a little piece o' boobage.