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Olivia Wilde Can Make Us Read GQ

Olivia Wilde Can Make Us Read GQ

Even though we would never be caught dead reading GQ Magazine (for fear that it will make us start dressing better!). But if they continue to populate that magazine with pictures like this, we'll get a lifetime subscription.

 
 

Miranda Kerr Can't Read Good

Miranda Kerr Can't Read Good

That's not where you put the books silly girl, you're blocking our view. Also what'd Will Turner ever do to deserve this?

 

God no! Not my cow!

God no! Not my cow!

This is a fun and exciting lamp that you can place on your night stand and read late at night. Now, if only you could read…

 

Poop Pals

Poop Pals

While taking a dump on your friends, it is always polite to bring reading material for both you and your toilet.

 

Screw it

Screw it

Sexy rails outside of a prostitutes house, or Dr Ruth's office? You are not even reading this are you? Pervert.

 

Yes, I Can Read Music. Sex Music.

Yes, I Can Read Music. Sex Music.

This one time at band camp, there was like sex everywhere. The G note was doing the A from behind. And the B-flat was blowing C.

 

Xtina's Boobs Are Pregnant

Xtina's Boobs Are Pregnant

Christina Aguilera is still swamped with rumors that she's three months pregnant, but one thing is for sure: she wants to get into acting! She's reading scripts; hopefully they're better than "Glitter," "Crossroads," and "From Justin to Kelly."

 

Lindsay Reads, Is Cold

Lindsay Reads, Is Cold

Classy-lookin' Lins was seen holding some book that's supposed to help her get a boyfriend. But we think that dress will do just fine!!

 
 

Hi, My Name Is BOOBS

Hi, My Name Is BOOBS

He was just trying to read her name tag! Really I swear!

 

Kama Sutra Reading

Kama Sutra Reading

Makes reading with your lover enjoyable again!

 

Paris Reads!

Paris Reads!

"The Art of War"? This is totally a fake photo!

 

Ronald Reads Porn

Ronald Reads Porn

Would you like some porn with your Big Mac?

 

Gigantic Boobs

Gigantic Boobs

These boobs were not made for walking -- they were made for reading!

 

Chuck Norris Beats Mexican Babies

Chuck Norris Beats Mexican Babies

Everytime you read a Chuck Norris fact somebody thinks you're a loser.

 

Kid Reads Donald Trump

Kid Reads Donald Trump

Is a little Donald Trump on your kid's reading list this summer?