Megan Fox Wants To Lick You

Megan Fox Wants To Lick You

Megan "Angelina Jolie" Fox is looking at you like she wants to rape you. Or so you want to believe.

 

Crybaby Crocker

Crybaby Crocker

Chris Crocker is going to rape the hell out of his 15 minutes of fame. It takes a lot of public affection to be commemorated in paint!

 

Uncle Kracker's Rapist Mugshot

Uncle Kracker's Rapist Mugshot

'Follow me, everything is alright, I'll be the one to rape you tonight, And if you want to leave, I can guarantee, You won't leave very easily"

 

Akon Fake-Rape Girl Just a Slut

Akon Fake-Rape Girl Just a Slut

The *apparently* 15-year-old girl who was fake-raped on stage in Trinidad by rapper Akon has a MySpace page! She claims she's 19 and has slutty photos of herself in the shower. If you ask me, she was asking to be fake-raped.

 

Designer Rapist

Designer Rapist

Early accounts of the mass number of women he raped were severely underestimated.

 

Rapist Designer

Rapist Designer

Anand Jon Alexander is currently facing multiple felony counts of rape and sexual assault between October of 2004 and March 5, 2007, involving three alleged victims, the youngest a 15-year-old girl.

 

Dolce & Gabbana's Gang Rape Ad

Dolce & Gabbana's Gang Rape Ad

This ad got pulled because people thought it too closely represent high-fashion gang-rape. Which, of course, is the best kind.

 

Monumental Douchebag

Monumental Douchebag

Right after this photo was taken, they gang-raped a goth kid with a football. Seriously, these guys are jerks.

 

Oh Man

Oh Man

What's sexier than a massive woman mouth-raping a tiny, tiny man? Not much, my friend.

 

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