100% more Annoying or a 100% Fierce? We'd like to punch her in the face either way - in a total non-wife-beat-y sort of way!

Oh, look who got a new pair of boobs! And from the looks of it they fell right out of a gumball machine and onto her chest. Now we know Amy is rich, so why does it look like she has a cheap a boob job as that girl in high school who got addicted to crack, like, ten years later?

We 100% approve of Katy Perry's wardrobe.

We look and look and look at this photo but we have NO idea whether or not she has gut. Are we blind? Or do we just expect our bikini guts these days to be as flat as flat can be? We're picking up a Victoria Secret catalog to find out.

This is like the day I found out Santa wasn't real.

If you're going to show up at the Emmy's pregnant, I guess you might as well show up REALLY pregnant and just freak everybody out.

Yes, she's one of our favorites. And yes, we don't know who that dude is standing next to her but we want to punch him in the face and steal Sophia away.

But lay off the clown makeup, girly. Batman isn't out to get you.

The public option for ObamaCare is getting out of hand. We cannot fund these types of hospitals!

...or she wants to lick Quentin Tarantino's face. Which is it?

This is what happens when you shoot your child out of a cannon and onto a Slip N' Slide. Failtastic!

Ass. It's curves he can believe in.

Tonight, as you're lying in bed thinking of Michael Jackson, don't be alarmed if this baby doll is walking across your ceiling.

It's good to know that even though she's been out of the limelight, Jessica Simpson still has her boobs. That just lets us know the world doing alright.

If you wear this at the dinner table your parents will smack the crap out of you. FYI!

Is that a penis or alien growing out of Kelly Ripa's stomach? Please, let us know, at it will help decide how hard we want to hurl.

That's some sexy makeup!

Roll over the picture to find out who's sporting cottage cheese in their ass.

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