Brit-Brit was seen out partying again in New York, this time squeezing into a "sexy" red dress.

This is fruit (and some vegetables) made entirely out of felt! Amazing!

Wow. Good job, Anne. That really blows any and every nip slip out of the water.

Legally we can't say WHAT that white-ish substance that Nicole appears to be snorting, but I'm calling it out as chaz.

…Reach out and touch his receiver! Yeah, you heard it!

Never one to dissappoint, Paris was just hanging out one day… and she was REALLY hanging out! If you know what I mean! (And I think you do!)

Check out these hot pillow-swingin' ladies! http://www.gopfl.com/

If you can't say it with a greeting card, say it with a print-out banner outside your dorm.

Puff Daddy was seen checking out Jessica Biel's Golden Globes on the red carpet.

Check it out! The birth of Bambi!

Dear lord! Lil' Kim's going back to her "all-natural" roots by either growing out her eyebrows, or filling them in with Crayon!

Watch out! Now that Nicole's off the food wagon, you'd best not get between ol' girl and her salads!

Britney's CD is selling so badly, she had to help out by buying one herself!

I hope they didn't print too many of these wrappers out!

After "passing out" on New Years Eve, then reportedly going into rehab/detox spa the next day, Britney was recently seen partying hard in Hollywood, once again. Flattering!

Looks like Paris's wonky lazy eye gets kicked into overhaul when she's wasted! These are real before-and-after photos of her recent night out at Teddy's.

When you crack open this piñata, little US Army men fall out! Let's inspect it for WMDs!

Sometimes even LiLo likes to hang out in just her undies at the Château Marmont.

I'm sure he got bitched out by a sassy queen for giving in to wearing "sensible" shoes.

This truck may only be a semi, but is fully pimped-out. Who needs trucker speed when you have 2,500,000 watts of neon keeping you awake!