This is a woman who is clearly familiar with double-stick tape. But maybe she needed to air them out?

Looks like the night is over for her.

Shes always been pretty damn hot.

It's pretty obvious who doesn't belong in this picture.

...is pretty funny.

If R2D2 really looked like we're pretty sure he could have killed Darth Vader is his ass-rays. Hey Oh!

Justin Timberlake has a nice rack. I bet his ass is pretty awesome, too.

She's Brazilian, she's tabloid famous and what you really want to know, her butt measures 46 inches all the way around. Stick that in your pipe and smoke it if that's at all possible given the size constraints.

Donald Trump just pardoned Miss California for being a homophobe and appearing nude in photos. We don't care whether she's Satan or Charles Manson, just keep on taking photos like these.

Hugh Hefner's former fake girlfriend Bridget still looks pretty good for being almost 50-years-old. Much love.

This is how classy we are when we pick up chicks.

The editor of this newspaper has obviously never delivered a pizza to a 40-year-old woman's door and then proceeded to have sex with her.

Paris kept her promises and immediately opened a shelter for women when she was released from jail. Here you can see her passing out soup to the needy. What a heart of gold!

Kim Kardashin is Wonder Woman for Halloween, and her butt dressed up as Frankenstein.

With the bad economy and all this political talk, sometimes it's just nice to look at pictures like this. Two different people, just getting along.

We're pretty sure this is an illegal move.

She's able to trap flies when they swarm above her bikini. It's actually pretty cool.

Although it's safe to say pretty much every dude with a Sports Illustrated subscription has "loved" Eva at some point.

Pretty sure the "Oh well I'm just a ditzy blonde" excuse doesn't apply to smoking meth out of a light bulb but it's worth a shot!

This woman married her husband in one of the famous Charmin public restrooms in New York and yes… that dress is made from toilet paper.