The Sacremento Kings dancers are being "disciplined" for getting drunk and taking sexy pics. And the NBA wonders why no one watches.

The extra benefit is no one notices that the meter is expired.

Those who remember Allison Stokke will be glad to meet Melanie Adams, who participates in a sport involving poles and is totally okay with being hot. She even intends to profit from it.

According to sources on the set of her latest music video, Britney Spears was so emotionally distressed that she demanded all the extras leave the stage while she attempted to pole dance. Let us pray that poor pole was heavily disinfected… scratch that - just burn it.

This clever ad for pole dance classes can be seen on bus stop poles all over British Columbia.

America's Next Top Stripper is more like it!

Britney left rehab this morning! One of her dancers apparently picked her up, less than 24 hours after she checked in.

Britney switched outfits with a stripper one night at the club! She liked the dancer's bikini so much, she wanted to wear it for herself!

This USB desktop pole dancer makes computing sexy again!

I don't know what the inset crouching shot is for, but I also don't know why anyone would make a size 52 latex outfit like this.

Aquatic dancers are always tryin' to cop a feel.