Fergie Flips For Heart

Fergie Flips For Heart

Even doing flips, shaking your humps, and pissing your pants will not impress the ladies that wrote "Barracuda"(known now as "chick song from Guitar Hero III").

 

Fergie Flies Low

Fergie Flies Low

Realistically this will provide a slightly more sanitary option than her old method of pissing her pants on stage.

 

Anus' Pollute

Anus' Pollute

The Japanese are obsessed with crap and piss, this is no joke. This ad is supposed to remind people where pollution comes from and that they're a culture obsessed with crap.

 

A Mighty Big Piss

A Mighty Big Piss

Can you imagine peeing while looking out one of these windows? The good news is you would have a solid excuse for pissing all over everything.

 

Jesse Jackson is gonna be pissed

Jesse Jackson is gonna be pissed

I guess these silly Asians don't know that's a word that only black people can use.

 

Getting played, corporate style.

Getting played, corporate style.

Who can piss the farthest? Question, is UPS saying Fed Ex is reliant on them or is Fed Ex saying UPS has to ship their tricks with them? You both lose.

 

Sienna's Free Love Freeway

Sienna's Free Love Freeway

Sienna Miller is pissed about nudie pics leaking from the set of Hippie Hippie Shake. In fairness the boobs and "hippie garden" will be covered during a CGI drug trip.

 

Piss, Smoke, Curl, Repeat

Piss, Smoke, Curl, Repeat

This is the height of efficiency. There is nothing, short of giving birth, that could better demonstrate a complete control of time management.

 

Fergie Has Turned Piss into a Commodity

Fergie Has Turned Piss into a Commodity

Fergie is now selling handbags that are apparently are made out of Kilts… and is that piss on her pants… again!? Oh no.. It's just sweat.

 

Break It Like Beckham

Break It Like Beckham

It seems all that David Beckham can do on the field is injure himself. Again, he will be out for another 6 weeks due to a torn ligament. Robot Posh is pissed.

 

Piss Screen

Piss Screen

In Germany the future has arrived. You can play video games while you pee.

 

iGasm

iGasm

iGasm, a new iPod-powered vibrator, is pissing off Apple because its advertisements blatantly rip of the iPod brand. Maybe Steve Jobs would be less pissy if he got a little vibe-action in his life.

 

Jason Davis Pees Himself

Jason Davis Pees Himself

Jason "Gummi Bear" Davis, larger brother of Brandon "Greasy Bear" Davis, attended Paris Hilton's recent birthday bash in Vegas. It appears as though he pissed himself, as well!

 

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