You think you know sex? You don’t know sex like these two do. Why are you still looking at this picture, you are sick.

That little Zac Efron chick was caught taking nude pictures of herself. No wait, this is the other female lead. Ah who cares, free boobs!

What kind of coach would stick his hands down your shorts during a team picture!? … and where would one go to sign up for such a team?

Maggie Gyllenhaal is the cover girl for some lingerie company. Check out the picture and submit your best "her nose looks like Ms. Piggy" joke. We couldn't decide.

Paris Hilton was violated as a hungry photog tried to snap a picture of her "ladyness". The pap, is now blind.

Sienna Miller doesn't like America, and her itty bitty titties share those thoughts. Looking back, we couldn't find any pictures of her, in which she wasn't topless.

Britney got drunk and topless after shooting a "video". Her assistant arranged for her to make out with an extra. He sold the pictures to pay for the doctor's visit the next day.

Nothing say "badass" like tearing your shirt off Hulkster-style when the roller coaster camera takes your picture.

Just because there's a camera that takes your picture on a roller coaster doesn't mean you can punch a girl.

Paris drew a picture for the good folks at TMZ and they almost threw it out because they thought it was from a retarded fan. But then they noticed her spot-on signature, which she no doubt practiced signing for years all over her Trapper Keeper.

Pictures are now surfacing of Lindsay Lohan playing with knives with Vanessa Minnillo! Dangerously sexy!

She's like a 13-year-old girl who cuts out words and pictures from tampon ads in women's magazines to express her emotions. God she's stupid.

Everything is wrong with this picture. Just take your pants off, Jess!

This photoshopped picture of American Idols Blake and Chris got the fag-friendly AI fans out there all knotted up – until people started actually LOOKING at it and realized how fake it was.

Here's a question: Was Al Reynolds gay before he married Star? Or did he just turn gay? (See picture)

The Enquirer published ths photo of Anna Nicole's corpse, even though the picture wasn't real. How low will they go?

You will weep when this picture's message sinks in. P.S., I love you.

Here's a surprise: Paris Hilton likes to get trashed with friends. And then she likes to take pictures of herself.

Freakin' dirty pervo Asians... Always taking pictures up my dress!

Remember the pictures of those delicately carved pencils that were going around some odd years ago? Well some meticulous little snot did it in Technicolor!!