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Future Maury Povich Guest

Future Maury Povich Guest

Even a tramp needs the support of their family.

 

Sexy Shadow

Sexy Shadow

Or at least a well staged photograph.

 

So Blake Lively Is Kinda Hot

So Blake Lively Is Kinda Hot

Yeah, we'd definitely think about asking for her hand in marriage or just have sex with her. Whatevs.

 

Tyra Banks, Now 100% More Annoying

Tyra Banks, Now 100% More Annoying

100% more Annoying or a 100% Fierce? We'd like to punch her in the face either way - in a total non-wife-beat-y sort of way!

 

Britney's Bikini Body Eludes Us

Britney's Bikini Body Eludes Us

We look and look and look at this photo but we have NO idea whether or not she has gut. Are we blind? Or do we just expect our bikini guts these days to be as flat as flat can be? We're picking up a Victoria Secret catalog to find out.

 
 

Audrina Doesn't Look Dumb In The Face Here

Audrina Doesn't Look Dumb In The Face Here

Usually, Audrina Partridge looks dumb in the face. But not here. She just looks totally hot, and I as I type this message here with one hand, I can't help but notice that I am going to explode soon.

 

Kim Zolciak Is Gay For Boobs

Kim Zolciak Is Gay For Boobs

This Real Housewife of Atlanta Super MILF is so about gay rights she's showing her boobs. Which makes sense! Boobs = GAY IS AWESOME, or something.

 

Amber Rose Might Be A Vampire

Amber Rose Might Be A Vampire

She must suck blood or something because those eyes definitely say "I'M NOT HUMAN. THERE IS SOMETHING WEIRD ABOUT ME."

 

This Family Will Give You Nightmares

This Family Will Give You Nightmares

I won't let myself fall asleep these days because I'm worried I'll have nightmares about this"

 

K-Fed Is Somewhat Obese

K-Fed Is Somewhat Obese

Did K-Fed eat his kids or something? Dude is fat! In his defense though, fat people are considered "healthy" in his hometown of DouchebagVille.

 

Assless Swimwear Fashion

Assless Swimwear Fashion

Swimmer Ricky Berens accidentally split his uniform at the Fina World Championship in Rome. Or he just trying to use the swimming pool as a giant toilet. Who knows?

 

Diane Krueger Grossed Out By Tarantino

Diane Krueger Grossed Out By Tarantino

...or she wants to lick Quentin Tarantino's face. Which is it?

 

What's growing in Whitney Port's bikini?

What's growing in Whitney Port's bikini?

Is that hair or just part of the bikini we're looking at? Confused.

 

Kim Kardashian Is Jumpin'

Kim Kardashian Is Jumpin'

She's either jumpin' or bangin'. Wait -- she's doing both!

 

You've Been Hoff'd!

You've Been Hoff'd!

Imagine walking into your office and seeing this. What would you do? Masturbate or run away as far as you can?

 

A Nation Mourns Michael Jackson

A Nation Mourns Michael Jackson

Today, we're all Michael Jackson. Or we mourn Michael Jackson. Ah, whatever. We're just really, really sad.

 

Audrina Partridge Is Bikini Hot

Audrina Partridge Is Bikini Hot

These pictures of Audrina Partridge in Cabo seriously make me forget she doesn't have a brain.

 

Heather Graham is Ageless

Heather Graham is Ageless

Seriously, does Heather Graham age? She's looked the same for the past ten years. Good jeans or good doctor?

 

In Mother Russia...

In Mother Russia...

Is that Waldo or that dude from Rocky IV?

 
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