According to every penis in the world, this lady won the best butt of 2009.

Best dressed in 2009, for sure.

Here's are some of the models in the 2009 Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue. As you can probably imagine, they are all horrendously hot.

Here's are some of the models in the 2009 Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue. As you can probably imagine, they are all horrendously hot.

Is it possible to give her the Oscar for "Best Actress Who Made Oneself Ugly" now so we don't have listen to her all year about how "hard" this was.

From William Goldman to Diablo Cody you've come a long way screenwriters. How on Earth did you get studios to pay you when she is the "best" of the year?

LeeLee Sobieski looked hot at the Oscars Vanity Fair party.

For some reason I can't find more photos of Courtney at this Oscars after-party. Help! Need more photographic evidence of crazy!

Halle Berry looked radiant at the Oscars!

Rose McGowan showed up at a Oscars afterparty with some weird bandaid under her eye. Girl is looking rough!

Jessica Biel doesn't need a bra – she's OUR best "supporting" actress!

Clint Eastwood's wife "grabbed" his crotch during Martin Scorcese's acceptance speech. Awkward!!

Reese Witherspoon looks fabulous on the Oscars red carpet.

Beyonce & Jennifer Hudson perform at the 2007 Oscars.

Dita Von Teese at an Oscars party.