We look and look and look at this photo but we have NO idea whether or not she has gut. Are we blind? Or do we just expect our bikini guts these days to be as flat as flat can be? We're picking up a Victoria Secret catalog to find out.

Okay, we like Lindsay Lohan again. SUE US.

Talk about chubbing up. Lay off the Doritos and pick up the crystal meth!

This is how classy we are when we pick up chicks.

Is it possible to give her the Oscar for "Best Actress Who Made Oneself Ugly" now so we don't have listen to her all year about how "hard" this was.

Seriously, if you think she's hot, go to Denny's, pick up a girl eating a grand slam, dress her up in fancy clothes, and enjoy.

From William Goldman to Diablo Cody you've come a long way screenwriters. How on Earth did you get studios to pay you when she is the "best" of the year?

Mr. Pacheco, next time pick a picture from the photo booth at the mall without your GF in it for your Fake ID.

This English cat waits every morning for his owner to pick him up nearly a mile from the house. No one knows where he goes or why, but every morning he is waiting at the exact same place at 8 am.

Finally! Years of allegation and no evidence, but here it is! Of all the men that the wig wearing scientologist could pick, why the liver spot?

Fake boobs aren't the only things Heidi Montag recently acquired. She also picked up some sweet wizarding skills at Hogwart's.

When you're a busy Hollywood Starlet its impossible to find the time to eat healthy. Those days are gone!

If you lose a limb, you gotta be positive about it. This guy just turned his handless arm into a huge finger! Try to pick your nose with that thing!!

Jessica Alba is known for her beautiful beach bum, but did you know her nickname is Sandy Bottoms? True story.

LeeLee Sobieski looked hot at the Oscars Vanity Fair party.

For some reason I can't find more photos of Courtney at this Oscars after-party. Help! Need more photographic evidence of crazy!

Halle Berry looked radiant at the Oscars!

Rose McGowan showed up at a Oscars afterparty with some weird bandaid under her eye. Girl is looking rough!

Jessica Biel doesn't need a bra – she's OUR best "supporting" actress!

Clint Eastwood's wife "grabbed" his crotch during Martin Scorcese's acceptance speech. Awkward!!