OTHER COOL STUFF

 

Paris Works for the People

Paris Works for the People

Paris kept her promises and immediately opened a shelter for women when she was released from jail. Here you can see her passing out soup to the needy. What a heart of gold!

 
 

Australian Open's Biggest Stars

Australian Open's Biggest Stars

Tamira Paszek has sadly been eliminated from the Australian Open although her cleavage remains a winner in all our hearts.

 

Penis Cage

Penis Cage

S&M cage with penis opening? I have no idea… I just grab the pictures.

 

Panties Down!

Panties Down!

Woody Allen has finally opened his own school for girls… lucky bastards.

 

I swallow

I swallow

This fish, known as a Great Swallower, bite off a little more than it could chew. Then, in a moment of pure brilliance, his stomach split open and he died.

 

Beef Jerky Babe

Beef Jerky Babe

Wow, nothing says sexy like a surgary brown tan and thigh muscles so strong, she could crack your head open. Snap into a slim Jim!

 

Army Humvee Piñata

Army Humvee Piñata

When you crack open this piñata, little US Army men fall out! Let's inspect it for WMDs!

 

Mischa Barton's Fly is Open

Mischa Barton's Fly is Open

Whoops! Mischa forgot to zip up after she whipped it out at a public rest room.

 

We Are Always Open

We Are Always Open

The sign letterer guy thought he was SOOOOO clever.

 

Big Momma

Big Momma

This is how we like to open our champagne bottles. Happy New Year.