I don't think one of those cameras is pointed at the car.

Oh, look who got a new pair of boobs! And from the looks of it they fell right out of a gumball machine and onto her chest. Now we know Amy is rich, so why does it look like she has a cheap a boob job as that girl in high school who got addicted to crack, like, ten years later?

The Sacremento Kings dancers are being "disciplined" for getting drunk and taking sexy pics. And the NBA wonders why no one watches.

Yes, she's one of our favorites. And yes, we don't know who that dude is standing next to her but we want to punch him in the face and steal Sophia away.

Usually, Audrina Partridge looks dumb in the face. But not here. She just looks totally hot, and I as I type this message here with one hand, I can't help but notice that I am going to explode soon.

Doesn't he look like that old chick from Driving Miss Daisy? Yes he does!

Her hips are like one of the 7 wonders of the world.

I always knew she had one.

He was one of our favorite broadcasters. Sadface.

Perez Hitlon got his ass beat by one of Will.i.Am's (ANNOYING NAME, DUDE!) people at the MuchMusic Awards this past weekend. Later The Mighty Gay One made a video about what happened, which is where this picture came from. It's fun to see this dude cry, right?

Somebody turn off the air conditioning! We've got a live one here!

Here's a leaked screen shot from one of Britney Spears' music videos. It's censored because her nipples aren't really that big a deal.

Remember Natalie Imbruglia? She sings that one song we forgot the name off? Well yeah, here she is. She had to wear a bikini to make people notice here again.

Donald Trump just pardoned Miss California for being a homophobe and appearing nude in photos. We don't care whether she's Satan or Charles Manson, just keep on taking photos like these.

Can one photo contain this much FAIL. The answer is yes.

This is how she's feeding that deformed stomach of hers? That thing needs to call down before it turns into a TOOOOMER.

The extra benefit is no one notices that the meter is expired.

If we had to grow a beard, it would look exactly like this one.

If this girl gets any more hot she's gonna blow up -- the world! Hey ohhhhhh!

Somebody call Orkin.