Confidence can truly make any outfit work.

Now shut up.

Oh, look who got a new pair of boobs! And from the looks of it they fell right out of a gumball machine and onto her chest. Now we know Amy is rich, so why does it look like she has a cheap a boob job as that girl in high school who got addicted to crack, like, ten years later?

You people are crazy.

Oh, little puppy! Aren't you glad you're not Paris Hilton's? Oh, yes you are! Oh yes you are!

The public option for ObamaCare is getting out of hand. We cannot fund these types of hospitals!

Yeah, Bikini Girl is hottish. She'd be just plain "hot" if we never saw her on American Idol and didn't know she was so stupid.

This Gossip Girl surely knows what to do to be famous: show your panties. Just like Britney, Xtina, and every other slutsicle, Taylor knows how to get our attention.

Ass. It's curves he can believe in.

Talk about chubbing up. Lay off the Doritos and pick up the crystal meth!

Lindsay Lohan almost looks like a little boy. EAT A SANDWICH, GIRL!

This is sexist because it's true.

You don't have to see this girl's face; it's busted. Instead, look at the ocean...the beach...that dude with the towel on his head. If you like, you can also look at Shauna's boobs.

Normally we're against breast implants. But Bikini Girl's new boobs make her face look a lot less stupid, so we approve!

Kara, why did you hide what's underneath your clothes throughout the whole season? We find you a lot less annoying and totally pointless now.

Just face it: you will never get a girl as hot as Hayden, just continue to be a big fat dork.

If you wear this at the dinner table your parents will smack the crap out of you. FYI!

Oksana Pochepa is the Russian pop star who's allegedly banging Mel Gibson. We salute you, Mel Gibson. Girls who don't speak English are sexy.

See, this is the reason why Obama is so awesome.

Rihanna's new tattoo is a message to girls EVERYWHERE. What it's saying, we have no idea.