Greta's just being hilarious now.

After a nice hard day of work, nothing feels better than squeezing your way into a hot tub with another person. This is a lie.

Don't cry, Emo Boy. You will fail at something else some day.

Megan Fox in a corset. Nothing more, nothing less.

We really have no idea who Kelly Brook is. But does it matter? She's English, has a rocking body and for a Londoner, she has perfect teeth. An amazing combination.

Nothing helps you lose weight faster than looking at pictures of celebrities in the best and worst moments.

There's a little sagging and cottage cheese, but does it even matter?

With the Death Star complete and Santa out of the way, nothing can stop them from destroying Alderon!

Does it really matter to you if she looks like an alien?

Just doing our job to let you know that you don't really matter.

Just a picture of Lindsay Lohan and her boobs; nothing more, nothing less.

Nothing turns us on more than man hands and alien face.

Hey, you wanna now what else isn't real on The Hills? Audrina's boobs!

When the court of public opinion tries to convict Jake Gyllenhaal of in fact prefering the company of men, these pictures of Reese in a bikini will not help matters.

Wanna know what else is probably fake on The Hills? Audrina's boobs, and that's just fine with us.

Cash Warren, you sir are the captain of the douche squad, K-Fed has nothing on you, you openly mock Jessica's pregnant body while the rest of us mourn what you ruined.

Lauren Conrad's NHL blog reveals she cares about the Anaheim Ducks and nothing else. She sure is interesting.

There is nothing more inspiring than the perseverance Tara Reid displays every year in Cancun. She takes a beating and keeps on tickin', she'll never retire, unlike Brett Favre.

It's not the size that matters?

A stainless steal temple is important for all true believers. Nothing says "God loves you", like an expensive temple built in a village in which most the people starve to death.