What a comeback. Now all she needs to do is find her brain and she'll finally be complete.

Don't you just want to eat him?

Sure, she looks like an idiot. But she has to have major balls to have her eyelids tattooed. Cat balls possibly…check above.

He will grow up to crush your brains.

If it's not, than you're not ready to hit the beach, either!

This is going to be such a bittersweet week. Take it in, guys. Take it in.

"Stop right there! I know I look like a nerd but I don't want anything to do with you!"

But now she'll give you AIDS.

Nikki Cox used to be our #1 squeeze. Now she's the picture of death. Rollover the picture to see what we're talking about.

If this doesn't inspire you to lose some freaking weight, I don't know what will.

Nothing helps you lose weight faster than looking at pictures of celebrities in the best and worst moments.

Use these photos to inspire yourself to get thin this New Year!

It's not racist if it's on eBay. Right? RIGHT GUYS?

Believe it or not, they're related. Is how Jessica Alba's going to look when she's 50. Hopefully not.

We blew up the picture so you can judge for yourself.

When you reach a certain age, things start falling apart. Jenny, we're going to miss you.

Jessica Simpson has lost about 30 pounds, and has obviously be working out – she's got the calves to prove it!

Get it? Cause you can only see half her ass in the photo, and it doesn't look like she's trying very hard.

Paris kept her promises and immediately opened a shelter for women when she was released from jail. Here you can see her passing out soup to the needy. What a heart of gold!

What a perfect way to end the year with a big pile of Katy Perry's boobies. Enjoy!