More of Paris' old photos and documents are surfacing... why would she have a photo of her tampon string? Why not?

Looks like Kim Kardashian's butt ate Jessica Biel's booty. Then got pregnant. ***NOT A PHOTOSHOP!

Happy birthday, Hot Stuff! This stud's got a big ol' pile of frosting *just* for you!

I'm not really sure who TV actress Megan Fox is, or why she might be famous, but she walked the red carpet at the MTV Movie Awards long enough for photogs to get a good shot of one stupid, nonsensical tattoo. 'Gilded butterflies'? Come on!!

Lindsay and similarly-out-of-it party buddy Vanessa Minnillo are playing bad with knives. Dangerously sexy!

Lindsay and her similarly-out-of-it party buddy are playing bad with knives. Dangerously sexy!

Pictures are now surfacing of Lindsay Lohan playing with knives with Vanessa Minnillo! Dangerously sexy!

I'm not sure who Michele Merkin is, she's some sort of model apparently. What I do know is that she's got a super name. And I love her for that.

GQ goes behind the scenes at the Victoria's Secret fashion show to prove that it's not secretly a gay mag.

Not the first time, probably not the last.

She used to be on Malcolm, but now Hayden Panettiere just acts like she's not am underage hottie.

This is a real ad in Albuquerque.

It's not easy being a mommy. Changing diapers, enforcing naptime, and having to hoist up your udders when oyu go out.

"The Fox" showed up at her DUI hearing looking as good as she ever has! (And not really that drunk)

The ladies from Flavor of Love are getting schooled. Hopefully they will learn how not to crap their pants.

I once overdosed on sexy. But then John Travolta brought me back by stabbing my chest with a needle. I'm cool now.

What a cool guy -- let's his wife do nudie photos. Nice.

Katie Holmes is reportedly being punished by the "church" of Sciencrappery for not abiding by their alien overlords rules! No, Katie, NOOOOO!

DO NOT ACCUSE LOHAN OF DRUNK DRIVING. She will zap you.

Wow, an Olsen goes out shopping in her bra! Too bad we're not seeing anything. At all.