Not even a stuff bear will make Suri happy about having Tom Cruise as a father.

Not the most sexy picture of Kim Kardashian, especially with all that farting going on.

Paraguayan Olympian Leryn Franco will never date you or Michael Phelps. So just shut it.

How did she not know she was pregnant with a child that large!?!

Shortly after this picture was taken, John McCain crapped his pants.

Your Nintendo console is not future compatible.

Nothing turns us on more than man hands and alien face.

Avril Lavigne would like to let you know it's not wise to make such jokes, as they'll become a reality before you know it young lady.

These two have seen The Dark Knight, and you most likely have not. It's a cruel world we live in.

Kelly Clarkson could not be reached for comment.

To say Pete's sister does not look like Ashlee would be like saying Pete Wentz is not a douchebag.

Look its Jim Carrey, America's favorite funny man of the 90s, being clever by wearing his wife's bathing suit because it's funny and not because he desperately craves the attention.

"Oh hi, are you taking a picture of me? Sure is a weird time to take a picture of me, all awkwardly bent over, not smiling and such...oh you can see down my shirt? Wonderful."

Ashley Harkleroad was defeated in the first round 6-4, 6-3 by some French chick. Hairy armpits should never defeat Grade A American ass, this is will not be tolerated.

That's not where you put the books silly girl, you're blocking our view. Also what'd Will Turner ever do to deserve this?

Judging by the number of pictures snapped of Lindsay revealing her flat stomach on the set of "Labor Pains", she is really nervous people think she's actually pregnant.

"Cock: Not Your Average Superhero". Well ain't that the truth.

Heidi, Spencer, & Hulk Hogan all wear Ed Hardy's pseudo-tattoo covered line of clothes, they are also giant douches. Coincidence? We think not.

Devendra Banhart is the luckiest guy in the freak folk scene, that's not saying much but still.

Though it's not tough to figure out who wears the "pants" in the relationship, we can also deduce from this picture that Samantha holds the cigarettes.