If you wear this at the dinner table your parents will smack the crap out of you. FYI!

Now here's a geek girl that every geek guy can get behind.

Your Nintendo console is not future compatible.

At the lunch table we always trade our Cool Ranch Doritos for Fried Pig.

New from IKEA, The Kim Kardashian Booty Table, place one in the backyard and conveniently rest your drink on the ample derriere.

A door that becomes a ping pong table!? By the Gods!

Sharon Stone looks like a raven-haired zombie, sucking the blood of small children out of a cleverly disguised coffee cup.

Yep. More DJ AM birthday bash photos. Come on, people, it's right there on the table! I have EYES!

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Don't blow on this game cartridge if it's not working! It'll melt!

This is some sort of product for the Nintendo DS. And if an old greasy man tries to give it to you from his creepy van, RUN! RUN AWAY!!!!

Some Nintendo fan was bored and in posession of a lot of chalk!

I would call this table sexist, if I didn't just LOVE what it does for my décor.

Usually all it takes is coffee to make our ass explode.