Even a tramp needs the support of their family.

Proving once again that people are stupid and Google is awesome.

If R2D2 really looked like we're pretty sure he could have killed Darth Vader is his ass-rays. Hey Oh!

I won't let myself fall asleep these days because I'm worried I'll have nightmares about this"

If they Swine Flu pandemic kills these two it will all be worth it.

See, this is the reason why Obama is so awesome.

Somebody is playing tricks on Mr. Ray Charles!

For the ghetto minded.

Wipe you're tears away, my friends. He's finally gone.

"My other bong is Sponge Bob."

Spider-Man on Spider-Man crime is so sad.

Salma Hayek shows you why you love her.

If you're going to lose money in the stock market, it helps to make your hands look as deadly as possible.

Rumor has it that Audrina is so jealous of her boobs that she attempted to kill them this past weekend. Here is proof.

Even my mom knows this one.

What you're seeing here is the dreaded Child Monster of the Sea trying to choke and kill the singer Seal.

Uma Thurman is as scared as you are of whatever is growing in her stomach.

"Oh hi, are you taking a picture of me? Sure is a weird time to take a picture of me, all awkwardly bent over, not smiling and such...oh you can see down my shirt? Wonderful."

Hey Dax Shepard! We see one bandage on Kristen's leg and a scrape on her elbow, are you abusing her? The Fanboys will kill you like your name is Harvey Weinstein.

It's like The Who 2.0 "Txtin About My Generation".