From two years ago, but still funny today. Lindsay lost her wallet with her license and a credit card while in New York, and some lucky "fans" found it!

Wow, this is new heights of sexiness for foot fetishists.

Grow your own metrosexual with the NEW Chia Beckham!

Liquid Generation's Elmo partied with Britney this New Years! Seriously, we swear!

Brings a whole new meaning to "phat ride"!

After "passing out" on New Years Eve, then reportedly going into rehab/detox spa the next day, Britney was recently seen partying hard in Hollywood, once again. Flattering!

A unanimous jury selected the new logo. How will Firefox users respond? Sexily.

Brings a new meaning to the term "screwdriver!" Ouch!

The star of the new reality TV series, "Flavor of Legos."

Rip Torn was arrested for drunken driving today in upstate New York. Take that, Nick Nolte's mugshot!!

Mario has reached new heights of Hindu awesomeness.

The name is misleading -- it's a surprisingly hetero park.

The members of the New Haven Health Department are required to wear these size XXXL regulation t-shirts. However, they have to provide their own sweatpants.

This is how we like to open our champagne bottles. Happy New Year.

Okay, how did somebody get a picture of us installing our new graphics card?

This new version of Microsoft Word will now recognize Ebonics and 50 Cent's cottage cheese mouth.