This guy has something to do with Pamela Anderson's new movie. Great. All I know is, he's lookin' at the same things I am!!

Girlfriend really needs a new hairdresser! Whoever told her that inch-long peach fuzz was enough to knot a bunch of bleached horse hair to was SERIOUSLY wiggin, yo.

We're proposing Amy Winehouse use the portrait of her from PrettyOnTheOutside.com as the cover of her new album! True inspiration!

New daddy Larry Birkhead poses with his daughter DanniLynn on the cover of OK! magazine. Let the media-whoring begin!!

New daddy Larry Birkhead poses with his daughter DanniLynn in OK! magazine. Let the media-whoring begin!!

Seriously, we get it, you've got some amazing new bra that you're trying to create a buzz around. Super. Now make yourself useful and become Volvo airbags.

He proposed… she sorta said yes!

Kelly's plumped up of late, but that doesn't stop her from chatting up some chubby fans.

The new issue of Star magazine features celeb nannies and the strongly-denied affair between Carmen Electra and Joan Jett.

Just in time for her relapse, Lindsay's in the new GQ!

Angie and Brad came home with a new son – Pax Thien Jolie! Ain't he a cutie!

Crüe drummer Tommy Lee has a girlfriend, and the only question left to ask is: What back alley did he meet her in?

This is what they eat in New England all the time. It keeps their strength up.

Brit-Brit was seen out partying again in New York, this time squeezing into a "sexy" red dress.

Christina Aguilera is lookin' smokin' hot in the new issue of Maxim

Brings a whole new meaning to the term "pork."

Jenna Jameson and Paris Hilton are pegged to host a new reality TV series that basically gets virgins laid. It's being made by the same guy that released the Paris Hilton sex tape, so you know it's gonna be classy.

From two years ago, but still funny today. Lindsay lost her wallet with her license and a credit card while in New York, and some lucky "fans" found it!

Wow, this is new heights of sexiness for foot fetishists.

Grow your own metrosexual with the NEW Chia Beckham!