Miss Mary dresses like Mrs. Finch from "Follow that Bird". She looks like she escaped from the mental wing of Shady Pines retirement community. Get a new look granny!

Brits will pay $1,500 for a new sport stiletto designed by failed artists at Fisher Price. Designed for the Socialite on the go, this shoe is sure to scream "Special Olympics".

What made Jennifer Lopez decide that this was the best outfit to showcase at the launch of her new clothing line? She looks like a fruit rollup or a tall oompa loompa.

Tyra Banks has gone crazy. Either she has hired David LaChapelle for her new photo shoot or she is trying to bring back Alien Nation, the TV show.

This new poster from the ACLU advocates equality for all people and all relationships. Crazy liberals and their manatee fantasies!

Jessica Alba was cold once again on the set of her new movie. Too bad this isn't the set for Batman, thus revealing she will play Harley Quinn. That would be geektastic!

Ocean waves, salt and magic somehow combined to unleash a massive wave of foam on an Australian beach. Completely unrelated, Hollywood plans new movie, "The Foam".

These new shoes have GPS tracking systems and are able to call a pimp or a sex worker advocates group, in the event of an emergency… seriously… no joke.

He's angry because the artist is making him stare at his ex-wife and her new boyfriend in the gallery.

Former Backstreet Boy Nick, spent the weekend filming for a new music video. From the looks of this video, he had the liquid squirts.

"K-Fed" is just so cool. It takes a whole new level of pure awesomeness to bring back late 90's gang signs. Their kids are going to be so real, ya'll.

Wino has a drug problem, she cancels tours, and wears pants 3 sizes too small. Someone needs to buy her some new pants, that’s some nasty muffin top.

Quato, the talking fetus from Total Recall has FINALLY found new work! Thank God, watch him this fall on Fox, your home for quality entertainment.

Anna Ferris wrangled up enough free time on the set of her new movie, to pee on Rumer Willis. In all honesty, we have NO IDEA what is going on here.

Jessica Alba was apparently freezing on the set of her new Movie, "The Eye". Jessica plays a blind girl who doesn’t believe in bras.

Bruce Willis spent the weekend enjoying the view. Bruce is more than double his new girlfriends age, one thought… saggy balls.

I would like to see one of the baggers ask if you needed help out to your car, as you were trying on your new plastic shirt.

Sisley's new controversial ad campaign features skinny models with their eyes rolled back, snorting "lines" off a white dress. Apparently spelling "fashion" like "heroin" is also chic, now.

Reeses has a new flavor of peanut butter cups – peanut butter and banana creme. Perfect for monkeys and Elvis impersonators alike!

iGasm, a new iPod-powered vibrator, is pissing off Apple because its advertisements blatantly rip of the iPod brand. Maybe Steve Jobs would be less pissy if he got a little vibe-action in his life.