The most natural thing in this photo is Heidi's chest, this could signal the apocalypse.

There's just something so natural about Heidi Montag in this picture. Maybe it's her breasts or just the way she's posing like no one is looking but she just seems real.

Good god, we have gotten so fat that our children are being born fat asses now. ABORT ABORT!

Wow Christina, you look so flawless! What a natural beauty, unlike like those other woman who cake on their make up.

In case you were wondering, Kelly Brook has HUGE, NATURAL boobies. You're welcome.

This little pooch was born with a perfect heart-shaped spot on his side. Isn't he the CUTEST?

This little pooch was born with a perfect heart-shaped spot on his side. Isn't he the CUTEST?

This little pooch was born with a perfect heart-shaped spot on his side. Isn't he the CUTEST?

Jared Leto got fat for his role as John Lennon's killer. Then he got skinny for his roll as rock music killer. Because he's a douche.

I still can't get over how adorable this is – he just looks so NATURAL in that uniform!

It's escaping through the bottom! We just can't contain it! YAAARRGH!

Dear lord! Lil' Kim's going back to her "all-natural" roots by either growing out her eyebrows, or filling them in with Crayon!

We're pleased to tell you that Victoria Beckham is a 100% natural beauty.

This Texas birth record seems to prove that Beyonce Giselle Knowles was born in 1974, making her 32, not 25 like she claims.

We feel like we knew this kid in high school.