Oh, Mr. Cameron. You didn't just rip off Delgo, did you? (Psst! That's awesome! We secretly love that movie!"

A little bit too much Viagra, Mr. Dole?

Somebody is playing tricks on Mr. Ray Charles!

I wish all Holiday seasons were filled with this much love.

Here's a first look at porn star Lisa Ann. She's going to be playing Sarah Palin in the Hustler porno about the VP candidate. Schwing!

Kim Kardashian gets on her knees and puts her butt in the air and you take a picture of her from the front?!?! For shame Mr. Photographer, for shame.

Britney's secret to weight loss is apparently time travel which raises the very real possibility of an alternate 2003 being created where she never meets K-Fed.

Many find it ironic to enjoy Bob Saget, and his post-Full House vulgar humor, but Mr. Belding is the true 90s hero.

Those who remember Allison Stokke will be glad to meet Melanie Adams, who participates in a sport involving poles and is totally okay with being hot. She even intends to profit from it.

Meet Ashley Youmans, the girl who cost New York Gov. Eliot Spitzer his job and $3000, not quite the happy ending he was hoping for.

Mr. Pacheco, next time pick a picture from the photo booth at the mall without your GF in it for your Fake ID.

Eva Longoria and Posh have learned that athletes don't make the best lovers anymore, nerds do!

Typewriter robot is more than meets the eye. He also spells pretty well.

Mr. Harris spent his Halloween proving to the world that gay people can be colorful and yet demonic, all at the same time.

Mr. Artiste could have made me anything in the world and he chooses to make me a bald, naked, fat man.

The world's tallest man meets the world's smallest man. Why? Because Normals love to giggle.

Altar boys run crying where these two streets meet.

Im in ur windoh scarin' ur childrins

While the paparazzi chased Paris as SHE was driving in her Bentley, they caught a glimpse into her window, texting Paris Latsis that she'd 'come by' after her lawyer meeting. She's gettin' some from a dude before she has to give it up to her bull-dyke cellmates!

Crüe drummer Tommy Lee has a girlfriend, and the only question left to ask is: What back alley did he meet her in?