OTHER COOL STUFF

 

Mini-Me Will Beat You In Mini-Golf

Mini-Me Will Beat You In Mini-Golf

Vern Troyer played a little game of golf this week. Get it? A "little game of golf?" Yeah, we don't think we're funny either.

 

Back Alley Abortion

Back Alley Abortion

Manhattan Mini Storage will not only solve your lack of space issues, but they can also get rid of last weeks drunken "mistake". When stairs aren't an option - Manhattan Mini Storage.

 

Jessica Simpson is Retarded

Jessica Simpson is Retarded

DER!!! DER DER DERRRRRRR! Jessica annoying to ride next to on the short bus.

 

Lindsay's Friend's Butt

Lindsay's Friend's Butt

This cute, mini-Lohan flashed her pants to the paps – and they loved it!

 

"Touch Dic"

This is some sort of product for the Nintendo DS. And if an old greasy man tries to give it to you from his creepy van, RUN! RUN AWAY!!!!

 

Motorcycle Booty

Motorcycle Booty

Note to self: when catching a ride on back of boyfriend's crotch rocket, don't wear a mini-skirt, and don't EVER wear a g-string!

 

Awesome Custom Van

Awesome Custom Van

Only the Japanese could have tricked out a van so radly. It's a psychedelic anime roadtrip!!!!