Well, that's what we've gathered from this sign at least.

Tonight, as you're lying in bed thinking of Michael Jackson, don't be alarmed if this baby doll is walking across your ceiling.

Today, we're all Michael Jackson. Or we mourn Michael Jackson. Ah, whatever. We're just really, really sad.

Too soon?

This is the extent of Bret Michael's injuries after a prop kicked his ass at the Tony's last week.

We'd love to skateboard on this if only to a rim job of the rails on a half pipe. (wait...we're trying to talk Sk8r. Did that make any sense?)

Check out the new Michael Phelps Garbage Fail Kid. Collect all the new Garbage Fail Kids and post them on your blog! Come back for more week after week!

We don't care that she's a hundred years old or banged Michael Bolton. Nicolette is bangin'.

Where is Michael Phelps' dad? He's in some pool eating small children/midgets.

Paraguayan Olympian Leryn Franco will never date you or Michael Phelps. So just shut it.

Michael Bolton and Nicolette Sheridan's new ad for London Fog is really weird and disturbing but so are guys who wear London Fog jackets so it works.

This TV anchor has the same disease that Michael Jackson "supposedly' has.

Michael needs to learn that before you molest a child, you're always supposed to disinfect their fun parts.

No Michael, we didn't come to see you. We are here for your delicious breads and pastries. Duh…

The only black thing on this cover is the type setting.

If Michael Bay ran the military, there would never be any more wars.

The pure love, that exudes from Michael Stipe's eyes, screams "forever". Everybody hurts… but not anymore.

Michael Jackson the "King of Pop" and the "Czar of Scar". A pedophile and a plastic surgery nightmare, is there anything he can't do?

The Golden Snub-Nosed Monkey is surprisingly cute, despite having a Michael Jackson/Skeletor nose. Lookit the little guy!!

Creed front-douche Scott Stapp got arrested (again) when he came home high and threw an Orangina bottle at his wife. He also owns a lot of guns.