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Metal Only

Metal Only

Metal can be found anywhere.

 

Leave Hermoine Alone!

Leave Hermoine Alone!

Dear Crappy Dude from Razorlight, your band sucks, you suck, do not spread your suck to Hermoine or Ron will kick your ass!

 

Taint Nothing To It

Taint Nothing To It

What happens when you insert metal pins through your taint and attach them to a rope, all in order to pull a car for your friends? A wicked awesome time, that’s what!

 

Yes, I Can Read Music. Sex Music.

Yes, I Can Read Music. Sex Music.

This one time at band camp, there was like sex everywhere. The G note was doing the A from behind. And the B-flat was blowing C.

 

Lindsay Rides in Her Bikini

Lindsay Rides in Her Bikini

Lindsay puts the pedal to the metal at Venice Beach. Don't they have bikes in the 'bu?

 

Metal Midget

Metal Midget

Heavy Metal fans come in all shapes and sizes.

 

Eat My Skate

Eat My Skate

Nothing tastes better than some nice shinny metal shoved in your mouth.