Legally we can't say WHAT that white-ish substance that Nicole appears to be snorting, but I'm calling it out as chaz.

Brings a whole new meaning to the term "pork."

Jenna Jameson and Paris Hilton are pegged to host a new reality TV series that basically gets virgins laid. It's being made by the same guy that released the Paris Hilton sex tape, so you know it's gonna be classy.

Is that a white residue better known for lining the nostrils of Hollywood's biggest partiers? Or are we just jerks?

It's called boob tape, Jessica. Look into it.

The kids and their perceptions of sex these days.

It's like magic shoes for the white and rhythmless! Don't leave home without it!

The cake got 5 full pages, but the rest of the wedding album featured the bride and groom: a tiny Japanese immigrant woman and her white, 350-lb. programmer husband.

Seriously, they have everthing in Japan. Tell me, what can't you but in a vending machine?

Even in Japan, it's cool to practice safe sex, kids!!

Black people are different from white people. They also need different hair treatment.

When walking on the sidewalk, some white people follow rule #32 in the White Guy Handbook.

We always wanted to know what it would look like if Spider Man was gay.

We'd like to believe this was our car. And we'd like to believe that our girlfriend had those boobs. Ah, she's going to break up with us.

How else did you think animal crackers were made?

This kid soooo wants to be a White Supremacist

Ah, now we know who to call when we want some shady sex.

Rummy really knows how to make those reporters pay attention to him. Gayness!

It's official. Some people have a fetish for dead people.