Well, she didn't become a fatass after giving birth. But she is wearing a stupid hat.

Not even a stuff bear will make Suri happy about having Tom Cruise as a father.

Now here's a geek girl that every geek guy can get behind.

Tom Cruise can almost walk under her legs.

Easy there Spidey, you're a married man.

Just a picture of Lindsay Lohan and her boobs; nothing more, nothing less.

We're very happy that Lindsay Lohan's gotten her figure back. Remember when she was skinny? Those were dark days.

If you're marrying a whore, you might want to show her this dress.

We don't believe in bras either.

Now you can get a car to match with your luggage or purse!

Just in case you didn't know how to be a tool...

How did she not know she was pregnant with a child that large!?!

Audrina's new boyfriend makes us go W.T.F.

Two dudes in Georgia supposedly found Bigfoot. Here he is in a freezer. This doesn't look fake at all.

Snoop is a dirty, dirty, dirty man.

After Britney realized she was wearing a bra, she immediately corrected the situation by taking it off and wrapping it around her head, Weird Science-style. Crazy again!

Whenever there's an opportunity to be gay, it's a museum.

We have no idea what Paz has acted in, and we don't really care. She's wearing a thong for crying out loud. That is all you need to know about her.

We definitely like Alba a lot better these days. Her boobs have that post-pregnancy bounce to them.

Vern Troyer played a little game of golf this week. Get it? A "little game of golf?" Yeah, we don't think we're funny either.