We never knew the Jonas Bros. were such sluts.

Who would have known that fat Italian plumber would be a relationship expert?

Big Brother ain't gonna get this sly birdy.

OMG the dudes from Metallica totally sold out. We're gonna go listen to the Jonas Brothers now.

Not since the Marx Brothers has someone so eloquently produced satire like what Pete Wentz is doing here with a paper plate, Hot Topic already started producing more plates.

A Mario Bros. wedding cake. I am pretty sure the groom will never be allowed to make a decision again.

8 bit glory transposed into the real world. Mario never gets old!

Some big boobied lady from Big Brother UK spent her weekend on the beach for what looks like a playboy photo shoot. Actually she was just being a whore.

Jason "Gummi Bear" Davis, larger brother of Brandon "Greasy Bear" Davis, attended Paris Hilton's recent birthday bash in Vegas. It appears as though he pissed himself, as well!

Some Nintendo fan was bored and in posession of a lot of chalk!

This is Disco Duck's older brother.

The cake got 5 full pages, but the rest of the wedding album featured the bride and groom: a tiny Japanese immigrant woman and her white, 350-lb. programmer husband.

Awesome Super Mario Bros. art for your iPod!

Eat this cookie and you'll get 1UP!

Mario has reached new heights of Hindu awesomeness.