We're not going to lie: this totally made us want to run to the bathroom, turn off the lights and hope to God nobody hears us.

The more she shows us her bubbly boobies.

Sure, she looks like an idiot. But she has to have major balls to have her eyelids tattooed. Cat balls possibly…check above.

What a perfect way to end the year with a big pile of Katy Perry's boobies. Enjoy!

Meet Ashley Youmans, the girl who cost New York Gov. Eliot Spitzer his job and $3000, not quite the happy ending he was hoping for.

Paris Hilton is modeling for Fila, their first major endorsement since Grant Hill in 1995. She looks as confused as us.

The Catholic League doesn't want you to see this cartoon. It doesn't contain enough anti-Semitic remarks.

Oh really? You stopped taking food stamps? Gawd, this isn't fair! Whose is gonna keep my buns warm now? Huh? HUH!?

If you're not laughing, the jokes about you. Or it's just not funny.

Salma Hayek is apparently pregnant with a litter of puppies. She is so huge she practically has her own gravitational pull.

In case you were wondering, Kelly Brook has HUGE, NATURAL boobies. You're welcome.

Salma Hayek did an ad campaign for Campari spirits. She let her boobies do the talking.

It's not easy being a mommy. Changing diapers, enforcing naptime, and having to hoist up your udders when oyu go out.

Victoria Beckham doesn't need to wear a bra over her massive implants. Here's proof.

Check out these hot pillow-swingin' ladies! http://www.gopfl.com/