Somebody please warn Madonna that veins eventually explode after taking too many steroids. And her penis will shrink.
Madonna has an UGLY daughter. Don't care how young she is, kabbalah needs to teach the wonders of a tweezer and lip bleach.
Leaving her Hotel room this week, Madonna was spotted walking out with a Sex Toy. Now we know Guy Ritchie can satisfy neither his wife or film critics.
Madonna spent the day at the beach frolicking in the waves and giving the paparazzi a free show. Nothing better than aged leather.
Madonna and hubby Guy Richie like to play dress-up to keep their sex life fresh.
Seriously, what followed next makes Madonna's "SEX" book look like a children's story. Hot.
I don't know if she's copying Madonna or just forgot her pants. Either way, I think she's crazy.
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