She must suck blood or something because those eyes definitely say "I'M NOT HUMAN. THERE IS SOMETHING WEIRD ABOUT ME."

Seriously, does Heather Graham age? She's looked the same for the past ten years. Good jeans or good doctor?

We don't know whether Kanye West's girlfriend, Amber Rose, is bangable or not. What do you think?

Although it's easy to blame drugs on Winehouse's appearance in a traffic jam, this was actually a protest against the rising price of petrol in the UK.

Realistically this will provide a slightly more sanitary option than her old method of pissing her pants on stage.

What better way to court a lady than to scream "Look, I have no class."

This poor guy tattooed his wife and kids on his back only to find out she was cheating on him with a younger man. Maybe you can cover with face up with a kick ass rose!

In what can only be described as a Photoshop miracle, the staff at Steppin Out made Griffin look… well sexy. We are assuming a super computer, unavailable to the general public, was used to manage the massive amount of digital paint needed to accomplish this feat!

Rose hooked up with Robert Rodriguez during filming of Grindhouse. Rodriguez had been married to his wife for 16 years, and has 5 children with her. Sucks to be you, lady!

Yep. We see 'em, Rose. This is getting boring.

Baby-daddy Larry Birkhead has a tattoo of Anna Nicole on his lower back, just in case we weren't sure which side of the trailer park he's from. (It's the trashy side.)

The Enquirer published ths photo of Anna Nicole's corpse, even though the picture wasn't real. How low will they go?

Rose McGowan showed up at a Oscars afterparty with some weird bandaid under her eye. Girl is looking rough!

Unfortunately for Rose, it looks like some crappy plastic surgery went afoul! She REALLY ain't got nothing on Dita Von Teese!

The "Brief Safe" can secure your cash, documents, and other small valuables from inquisitive eyes and thieving hands, both at home and when you're traveling. These specially-designed briefs contain a fly-accessed 4" x 10" secret compartment with Velcro® closure and "special markings" on the lower rear portion. Even the most hardened burglar or most curious snoop will "skid" to a screeching halt as soon as they see them — wouldn't you?

Judging by the lace on the pocket, I'd say these jeans split 'cause they're 25 frickin' years old.

I'm sure this does wonders for his sperm count. …Not like he should be reproducing, anyway.

Chuck Norris doesn't wear pants. Pants come to him to seek protection.

If you don't get this picture - LOOK CLOSER!

Axe Rose in another 10 years.