This kid is going to grow up to be such a baller.

Guys, don't be ashamed to buy the latest edition of Shape magazine. It's much easier to buy than Hustler.

I love how the two a-holes below them are posing for a picture. Those are lifetime friends.

Thank God for the internet. Thank God for TwitPic. If @kimkardashian didn't love to get almost naked so much these things would just be too boring for us. Here's Kim showing off her body as she gets it ready for a Quick Trim shoot.

Oh, Mr. Cameron. You didn't just rip off Delgo, did you? (Psst! That's awesome! We secretly love that movie!"

For those of you who need help following this amazing song you loved to listen to back in the day when you were high on cocaine.

Since this is Courtney Love, we're not even going to bother to ask questions about what's going on here.

Her hips will check you and throw you to the ground.

Yeah, we don't know what's going on either.

We'd love to skateboard on this if only to a rim job of the rails on a half pipe. (wait...we're trying to talk Sk8r. Did that make any sense?)

Yes, Anna Kournikova is looking at your love handles and thinking she definitely doesn't want to bang you.

Hugh Hefner's former fake girlfriend Bridget still looks pretty good for being almost 50-years-old. Much love.

Love or hate her, you all want to bang her.

Here's "Saved By The Bell's" Screech, aka Dustin Diamond, posing with his beloved He-Man figures. Once a dork, always a dork.

This is probably not a good way to begin your quest for true love.

I wish all Holiday seasons were filled with this much love.

Salma Hayek shows you why you love her.

She will dip your loved ones in BBQ sauce before she devours them.

Doggy style.

The mustache that everybody says looks horrible on you...well Lauren Conrad spotted you in the crowd, and she obviously loves it.