For all the right reasons.

Her butt makes us want to cry happy tears just to know something like it exists in this horrible world.

She should really use toilet paper.

Her hips are like one of the 7 wonders of the world.

Swimmer Ricky Berens accidentally split his uniform at the Fina World Championship in Rome. Or he just trying to use the swimming pool as a giant toilet. Who knows?

It's good to know that even though she's been out of the limelight, Jessica Simpson still has her boobs. That just lets us know the world doing alright.

According to every penis in the world, this lady won the best butt of 2009.

If this girl gets any more hot she's gonna blow up -- the world! Hey ohhhhhh!

Here's a couple pictures of Audrina that will hopefully convince you to lose weight and/or get boob implants to prepare yourself for spring break.

Brazilian model Sheyla Hershey supposedly has the biggest breasts in the world. They're triple KKK, which we didn't even know existed. You think these are hot?

Jenna used to be the hottest girl in the world. Then she got anorexic. And now she's pregnant, and possibly hot again. Maybe we just like pregnant chicks these days.

What a comeback. Now all she needs to do is find her brain and she'll finally be complete.

If this doesn't inspire you to lose some freaking weight, I don't know what will.

Nothing helps you lose weight faster than looking at pictures of celebrities in the best and worst moments.

Jessica Simpson has lost about 30 pounds, and has obviously be working out – she's got the calves to prove it!

These guys were once world famous.

If that thing fell into the water there would be a tsunami that would destroy the world.

If you're going to lose money in the stock market, it helps to make your hands look as deadly as possible.

Oktober Fest marks one of the greatest months for breast lovers around the world.

This photo was taken before Scarlett's boobs were world famous for being awesome.